Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Rape Alert

I'm just a bored guy turned nineteen,
And nothing else better to do,
Did the Occupy Wall Street scene.
What did I protest? Not a clue!
Got arrested and went to jail.
Called Mom and Dad to get me out.
They showed up quickly with the bail,
Saying that Forbes warned them about
Going to jail and getting raped.
They took me home, kept up their jaw.
I had to kill them and escaped,
But not for long, caught by the law.

Jailed for life for my kill caper,
At first rapee, but now raper.