Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Smell in the Air

Martha's Vineyard's general store,
Don and Roma went in to shop.
There was Obama stuff galore.
Who was working made their eyes pop.
Behind the counter was the Prez.
He said he was there to know if
Small biz was as bad as news says.
He gave Don and Roma a sniff,
"I smell conservative on you."
The Prez snarled glaring right at Don.
Don replied, "Don't mind if you do."
"I spray lots and lots of it on."

Roma just watched. What could she say?
Secret Service whisked Don away.