Sense Sonnet - Steamer

S.E.C.'s Drive

I'm a bigwig at S.E.C.
Back when Bernie was being bad,
The Madoff case was passed to me.
But more important tasks I had,
Spending most of my work time on
Fun porn sites on the Internet.
It was just exhausting, doggone.
S.E.C. eyes just winked - no sweat.
The Madoff file fell through the cracks,
As my hard drive I did down load.
I did not even get the ax,
When show and tell was told and showed.

I'd have caught Madoff, I have sworn,
If he'd been doing ponzi porn.