Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Behind Blues Behind Bars

I love my Lazy Boy chair, so
I motorized it with some wheels.
Steering with a joystick, I go
Out and roll with automobiles.
The cops got me for DUI,
And ordered me out of my chair.
I sat and refused to comply.
The cops pulled me out by my hair.
We all got into a fist fight.
I was arrested for assault.
Don't drink and drive - I know that's right.
I was wrong and it was my fault.

Sure gonna be rough on my tail.
Can't take my Lazy Boy to jail.