Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Small Wonder

During my trial, I took the stand,
Against my own lawyer's advice.
If the jury bought what I planned,
Such a demo should then suffice
To be acquitted of the charge -
Public indecent exposure.
My thing was that not being large,
In fact downright miniature,
Why would I even take the chance
Of showing all I'm a pip squeak?
So I unzipped and dropped my pants,
Giving the jury a full peek.

That damn jury found me guilty.
My jail time's no teeny weeny.