Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Lazathon Con

Doc - I need your help with this thing.
I love my couch potato life,
But I can't take all that nagging.
As a result, from my dear wife.
If she thinks it's just laziness,
Then I will never hear the end
Of all the arguments she'll press
On how I just need disciplined
To get delazified for good.
I need to get her sympathy .
An incurable disease should.
Called terminal downsystemcy.

How's that for a medical term?
And if my wife calls, please confirm.