Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Rewrite

Hansel and Gretel got good press
Because they played those Grimm boys bad.
I, the witch, was the victim - yes!
Murdered by that mean lass and lad,
Two mean juvenile delinquents,
Who were on a crazed sugar high.
I acted out of self defense,
And made them into mince meat pie.
That's what this tale should be about.
It's once upon a time for truth.
'Twas quite hard to swallow, no doubt.
After all, I have but one tooth.

Yes, I'm the one who ought to be
Happily ever after - me!