Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Test of Faith

I was out for a country drive,
Enjoying nature's harmony.
The fresh air made me come alive.
Just ahead, a nun waved at me.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
The sister smiled and pulled a gun.
The robbery did not take long -
A nasty habit for a nun.
This took mugging a bit too far.
I was not in a happy mode,
As she drove off in my new car,
And left me standing by the road.

I thought, as I walked back to town,
"How am I gonna live this down?"