Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Mugging of Hugging

I'm at my next door neighbor's place,
Having a patio cookout.
Suddenly, a gun's in my face;
And then I hear a masked guy shout,
"Give me your money or I'll shoot."
The host calmly gives him a glass
Of wine, which the guy takes instead of loot.
Says he's sorry for being crass,
That this has all been done in fun,
And how about a big group hug?
Which we all do - he's got the gun!
Then off he goes - one feely thug.

We all hurry inside like hell,
And call the cops - a tale to tell.