Sense Sonnet - Steamer

All Call

How did we ever manage to
Survive when there were no cell phones?
Soon, they'll be no one left who knew
Life before addicting dial tones.
We've moved beyond the hand to ear.
All the better to avoid harm.
Doctors were noting all too clear,
An epidemic of lock arm.
So now, the gizmos are attached
To ears and other body parts,
Allowing calls to be dispatched
Limblessly - what state of the arts!

The next "must have one" to attain -
Implanted cell phone on the brain.