Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Devil Be Damned

I remember the day I fell,

God told me that my punishment

Was to be landlord over hell,

Where all the sinners would be sent.

And since then I have had to deal

With only humans, all a bore.

I'm constantly punished for real,

With this afterlife cleanup chore.

All humans go to hell with sin,

A very few to heaven go.

Just plants and animals let in,

Bummer arrangement,  doncha know!

In hell's where most humankind be,

So have some sympathy for me.