Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 She's Going Hog Wild!

Invited by the Flapjack Queen

To share bunch of flapjacks with her.

Being polite, I made the scene,

But was somewhat on guard for sure,

Cuz I had heard that this Queen be

Quite selfish where flapjacks concerned.

Previous invitees told me

They be flapjackless, hard way learned.

And sure enough, when flapjacks came,

Flapjack Queen's stack fast disappeared.

I could see how she got her name,

I'd better get myself in geared.

She's leering now at flapjacks mine,

"Oink you Miss Piggy," grunts this swine.