Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Hannibal, Cannibal

Dr. Hannibal Lector is

The villain I'd be if I could,

Top acclaimed in the villain biz,

Able to be so bad so good.

Cannibal serial killer,

But so refined and so polite.

With cooking skillet, a skiller

In eating the rude with delight.

Of course being as guilty as sin,

I'd want to script in one detail,

Eat victims, again and again,

I wouldn't want to die in jail.

Hannibal Lector, villain free,

To do my thing would so suit me.