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 "Highlander"

Highlander, Connor MacLeod,

Born 1518, a clan Scot.

As an immortal, he's endowed

And lives through centuries, a lot.

Fight other immortals, he's bound,

Cutting off their heads with his sword,

Just cannot fight on holy ground.

And with each death, Connor moves toward,

As an immortal, the last one.

Happens in 1985,

Connor's final beheading done,

He turns mortal, finite alive.

Connor Macleod, one happy guy,

Can have children, grow old and die.