Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Creeper Peeper

My landlord was a dirty louse,

Having a peephole in the wall

Of my apartment in his house.

I wouldn't have found it at all,

But one day hanging pictures, I

Just came across it, not in use.

Of course so furious that my

Privacy fouled by his abuse,

I thought about what I should do,

And then followed through on my goal.

While he was peeping, I just knew,

Shoved an icepick through his peephole.

Yes, I am very satisfied,

Hearing his screams the other side.