Sense Sonnet - Steaamer

 Empty Handed Plus ...

I've broken into a rich home,

Hoping for loot to help myself.

Around the living room I roam,

Look behind books on a book shelf

For a wall safe, but finding none,

I'm tuckered out, so a couch

For a quick rest lies this tired one.

But fall asleep, then wake up, ouch!

More than two hours has gone by,

More than enough times, cops to call.

Such a disappointment, I sigh,

No time to search now for more haul.

Hearing sirens, I pee my pants,

Run empty handed, only chance.