Sense Sonnet - Chiller

 Grandma's Kitchen

Grandpa was a very mean guy,

Abused Grandma and the kids and

The grandkids for much too long by

Causing all pain by word and deed.

Even Dougie the dog knew him

As a Grandpa who was the worst,

Inflicting harm on any whim,

So  abusive who hit and cursed.

One day Grandma and Dougie had

Enough Grandpa and hit his head

With a skillet, stripped him unclad,

And stuck him in the oven, dead.

Grandpa, baked and sliced and served, hence

Family ate the evidence.