Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 I'm the Big Bad Wolf

Fairy tale character I would

Sure be the Big Bad Wolf who is

Prime in Little Red Riding Hood,

Being good at bad villain biz.

Of course a wolf likes to eat meat

Just like the humans like to do.

Who says humans can't be a treat?

For me they're quite tasty to chew.

So eating Red and her Grandma's all

Part of Mother Nature's food chain.

And I am just heeding Mother's call,

Doing duty, simple and plain.

Original tale I like best.

Ending has me in bed to rest.