Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 I Was Naughty

I'd been a naughty kid all year,

But figured Santa might have missed

Me and my name might not appear

As one on Santa's naughty list.

I know my folks were in a fit

Over my bad behavior so

When I found them on Inter Knit,

I thought ugly sweater, oh no.

Such a hard and cruel punishment

Was a forced Christmas fate for sure.

Forgiveness should be sentiment,

And awesome gifts given to me.

Big ugly sweater Santa brought,

A sumo wrestler's what I got.