Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Giving Christmas a Bad Name

Christmas Eve 2023,

Law partners, no where else to go.

So an office party does be.

Very flirtatious Miss L. Toe

Is kissing up to firm founder,

The drunk red nosed Sir Red N. Deer,

Who sobers up when around her,

So moves on to pour some more cheer.

Mr. Chris T. Mess has, no doubt,

A lust for Miss Candy P. Cane,

Who  gives a licking, knocks him out,

Giggling while watching him in pain.

Santa flies over this mayhem,

Naughty girls and boys, all of them.