Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 My Dark Side of the Moon

I fell asleep as I did lay

On the beach on my tummy so

I would get good sun of the day,

My back a golden tan to show.

I guess I fell asleep while there,

And only found out later that

My swim suit bottom I did wear

Was target of little bro brat.

With a pair of  sharp scissors he

Cut my swim suit bottom in half,

So passing world was mooned by me.

Little bro brat did watch and laugh.

The dark side of my moon was turned,

And, ouch, my butt was red sun burned.