Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Three Cave Test

To be a man in my tribe I

Had to first pass a three cave test.

First cave, chug a bottle of rum.

Then to second cave without rest.

Pull from a lion's foot a thorn,

And if surviving that ordeal

Without being bodily torn,

Trip to the third cave will reveal

A gorgeous lady who'll make love.

Drunk from the rum I got mixed up,

Kind of forgetting order of

The caves, but still did all tests, yup!

Question to the tester I put,

"Where's the thorn in the lady's foot?"