Sense Sonnet - Pumper

 Gotta Take Advantage

Where be a sandwich, there be crumbs.

That be this pigeon's attitude.

Seeing an old guy with dog - chums.

And so of course I do intrude,

Landing upon the bench next to

This old guy talking to his dog

About the good old days he knew.

It is a boring monologue,

Like so many I've heard before.

The dog chews a sandwich bite from

The shakey hand of the old bore.

Darn dog does not drop any crumb.

Other hand with sandwich shaking,

Might as well go for the whole thing!