Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Eating in Bed

I woke up in my coffin bed,

Some old Egyptian curse no doubt,

Guessing a long time I'd been dead.

I tried but I could not get out.

A lot of stuff had been put in,

Including cookies and so I

Unwrapped and munching did begin,

And ate up the cookie supply.

When living, I never did eat

In bed, because it made a mess

Of droppings from my head to feet.

But now I really could care less.

When some grave robbers did find me,

A crummy mummy I did be.