Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 We Did Get Drunk

"Why don't we get drunk," you sure pitched,

As you paid for pitchers of brew.

There was no doubt you really itched

To get us drunk and then to screw.

You seemed kinda sexy, and so

I took you up on getting drunk,

Then off to your place we did go

To your waterbed, you went plunk,

Laid there not making any move.

I stayed as time away did tick,

Rocking in the waterbed groove.

But then I left, feeling seasick.

Woulda been a fun screw no doubt,

So just too bad that you passed out.