Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Pew Connection

Wifey and Hubby sit in church.

Suddenly a loud sound is heard,

Causing parishioners to lurch,

But nobody does say a word.

Wifey does give Hubby a poke,

And Hubby turns, holding his nose.

Wifey thinks this a silly joke,

And snorts to him, "Nobody knows,"

"But silently I just did fart."

"So what do you think I should do?"

Hubby sighs with a heavy heart

To tell Wifey the sad but true.

Hubby snorts, "All heard sound you made."

"You need to get a hearing aid."