Sense Sonnet - Tickler
Pew Connection
Wifey and Hubby sit in church.
Suddenly a loud sound is heard,
Causing parishioners to lurch,
But nobody does say a word.
Wifey does give Hubby a poke,
And Hubby turns, holding his nose.
Wifey thinks this a silly joke,
And snorts to him, "Nobody knows,"
"But silently I just did fart."
"So what do you think I should do?"
Hubby sighs with a heavy heart
To tell Wifey the sad but true.
Hubby snorts, "All heard sound you made."
"You need to get a hearing aid."
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