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 Relieving in Santa

On Christmas Eve for centuries,

Santa has traveled the world wide.

Often he must feel ill at ease

During his oh so long a ride,

And all those milk and cookies that

Santa does through the night consume.

He has to pick some habitat

And visit the gentlemens' room.

Of course in modern day there be

Indoor plumbing many a place,

Convenient for Santa to pee,

Or take a dump as be the case.

When facilities are but few,

Sometimes an outhouse has to do.