Sense Sonnet - Steamer

 Crossed the Feline

Tiz the season for crazy stuff.

My humans went online and bought

Some gifts that should have been enough,

But Santa cap and beard I got.

Against my better judgement, I

Let my humans don them on me.

Some gay apparel? A far cry,

Very itchy the stuff did be.

I let my humans snap the phone

For one picture, then I did scat

To spread Xmas "cheer" on my own

For payback, I'm a clever cat.

As I made litter box withdraws,

I left a trail of "sandy claws."