Sense Sonnet - Tickler

 Under Pressure

Queen Liz the First went to Shakespeare,

Said she wanted a love sonnet

For latest flirt she held most dear.

Shakespeare said he'd get right on it.

The Queen said that she would remain

For the few minutes it should take.

Will started feeling pinch of pain

From nervousness o'er pressure sake.

The Queen was known for do her bid

Or consequences could be dire.

Will pondered hard but nothing did

Come quickly to mind to inspire.

And more concerned the Bard did be,

Whether to pee or not to pee.