Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Smashing Pumpkins '17 - LP Zoo

Life is good at Lincoln Park Zoo.
Look what the keepers left for me,
A pumpkin to see what I'll do.
This rhino reacts smashingly.
With just a touch of horn and head,
The pumpkin goes into splitsville.
Flat as a pancake it is spread,
And outward all its innards spill.
A pumpkin smoothie I have made,
And slurp it down in rhino style.
I like my pumpkins served pureed.
This gives this rhino pause to smile.

Smashing pumpkins is a cool thing.
While I'm smashing I do not sing.