Sense Sonnet - Steamer

K = $

More newsworthy than war and crime,
The merger marriage of the Ks.
Kim and Kanye - right place and time
To prove that public petty pays.
Ah - allure of celebrity,
With media taking the bait
To hook the awesomestruck that be
So darn easy to captivate.
And so the Ks do do for real,
No matter how tasteless and rank,
Preparing for the next big deal,
Laughing all the way to the bank.

The Kardashian weddings bells
Means Kashing in, cuz weddings sells.