Sense Sonnet - Chiller

Why Worry?

There's two things to worry about.
Either you're well or you are sick.
If well then no worry no doubt.
If sick then two worries to pick.
Either you'll get well or you'll die.
If you get well, then why worry.
If you die, two options apply.
Could heaven be or could hell be.
If it's heaven where off you go,
Then there is no worry for you.
If you go to hell, doncha know,
There's lots of worry there to do.

Spend an eternity in hell,
And you will get to worry well.