Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Prez Assessor

I got elected to be Prez.
In the White House on my first night,
Washington's ghost appears and says,
"Never tell a lie." Oh yeah, right!
The next night there's Jefferson's ghost.
"Listen to the people," I'm told.
Hey the people just whine the most.
Promise what all to keep high polled.
The third night, Lincoln's ghost appeared,
"Any fool the people advice?"
I asked, "How 'bout I grow a beard?"
The look on Abe's face was not nice.

From Lincoln, this advice I got,
"Go to the theater a lot."