Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Fun on Mars

Earthlings have pondered oh so long
As to whether there's life on Mars.
One day humans with a big tong
Will ride dry ice under the stars.
Dry ice chunks are like ponies wild,
Sliding grooves into dunes of sand,
Beckoning to that future child
For adventures in a new land.
Perhaps a new Olympic sport,
Sand boarding on chunks of dry ice,
Assuming the weather report
Says that Mars day will be quite nice.

Chunks of dry ice on a sand dune
Means Disney Mars will open soon.