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Putin on the Ring

I, Vladimir Putin, met
The owner of the Patriots
At St. Petersburg, and I bet
Myself that I could razz the putz.
His Super Bowl Ring he showed me.
I took it from him, and I just
Did walk away with it, to see
How this tycoon's balloon would bust.
And of course, he did nothing there.
Later to the White House he'd gripe
About that Kremlin bully bear,
And his baby nose they did wipe.

I, Vladimir Putin, smile.
Americans - so infantile!