Sense Sonnet - Tickler

No Loss for Words

Rightie Bill O'Reilly goes on
Leftie David Letterman's show.
Always an ego talkathon
Of dueling "gotchas" - doncha know!
Each having agendas to spin
Of how the world ought to behave.
The audience try to hang in,
Dumbfound coming from Bill and Dave,
Hoping each's ratings could climb.
As babble bounds about each head,
Their hearts both stopped at the same time,
And both of them drop over dead.

The cameras catch quite a sight -
Four lips still flapping left and right.