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Uglytide

The ugly Christmas sweater craze
Intensifies more each yuletide.
Tiz the season to don this phase,
And spread the ugly far and wide.
I'm selling sweaters on eBay
For two hundred dollars a pop.
Colors and lights and sounds to say,
"C'mon all you suckers and shop."
But nothing nasty or obscene.
I sell sweaters that only be
All biodegradably green,
As in ecofinancially.

My ugly sweater sales abound.
I'm gonna sell them all year round.