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Sex v Facebook

Ask - is Facebook better than sex?
Inquiring minds just have to know.
Since the question is so complex,
Entire nations survey, gung ho.
Australia says that sex is top,
And Facebook takes a bottom place.
But Germany says most can't stop
Facebook when coming face to face.
With how to expend energy,
Sex can cost and be hit or miss.
But Facebook, so convenient be,
A much more dependable bliss.

I plan to do my own survey,
On behalf of the U.S.A.