Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Sleazy Use Squeezy

Boys and Girls, my name is Squeezy.
I am a pension python toon.
Gov Quinnochio does want me
To squeeze the state pension balloon
Before it pops all over you,
And drowns you in a sea of debt.
So children, here's what you should do.
Go to your folks, your eyes all wet,
And beg them to send to Springfield
All money your family's got.
Your cash, like snake skin, will be peeled
To spend away in waste and rot.

When you grow up, will you know why
All politicians do is lie?