Sense Sonnet - Acher

Evander Dander

Evander Holyfield is boxed
Outta the ring into real life,
From champ high to chump low detoxed
On stuff that made him money strife.
Users flocked to him, all hands out,
Wanting his cash for this or that,
Promising him the world, no doubt,
Including a plumbed habitat.
Even Rev "Dollar" got him souled
On getting saved, giving big bucks.
Others' pockets filled with his gold,
Punch dumb sucker, he's broke - aw shucks!

At 50, no pugilist pup,
Evander - tiz time to wise up.