Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Valentino Variation

What if Rudolph Valentino
In real life turned out to be gay?
Sex symbol to women - oh no!
Hospitalized, he found a way
In pretense death to be rid of
The constant craze of ladies' lust,
And disappear with his true love.
Old life to new life as he must.
From afar, he did hear the news
Of all his funeral she bang.
He as femme fatale did amuse
As he transformed from yin to yang.

Valentino made a new start,
Left stardom to follow his heart.