Sense Sonnet - Steamer

It's Academic

Academia libbies do
Freely speak about bad free speech,
Advocating good big gov to
Stick the nasty mouths out of reach.
Let's start censorship with the profs,
Shutting down those lib lips for good.
Protect the children from the coughs
Of squashing rights from leftyhood.
Young minds are being zombieized
By all the crap that's freely spewed
By libbie loons that are disguised
As learned - but only delude.

Babble on now professors, cuz
You're gonna be the first we muz.