Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Golfing Goofing

"We are Golf" - straight, not hook or slice,
Appeal to conservies to putt
A stop in strokes made not so nice,
Divoting Obama in cut,
By mocking the duffer in chief
On all of his merry-go-rounds.
Tiz only scoring job threat grief
As unemployment's out of bounds.
The Prez often is bunkered down
Obamacaring 4 more health,
How to hole in one D.C. town,
And redistribute righties' wealth.

The President is a nice guy.
He's just stuck in a real bad lie.