Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Went Dental

With the guys after a long day,
Tipsy, I got home to the cave.
The Mrs. threw a rock to say
I better learn how to behave.
The rock hit, and a tooth did crack.
The wife felt bad and banged the drum
For old Doc Chompers, the tooth quack,
Who came and said, "Open up bum."
The pain by now was really bad.
I was a hurtin' to the max.
The Doc pulled out some stuff he had,
And filled the crack in with beeswax.

The bees got mad and stung my head.
The pain went away. I was dead.