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Stinc

Stossel Incorporated 'twas
A company called Stinc for short,
That ran afoul the U.S. laws,
Printing its own money of sort,
Called Stossels with that famous face,
And when one rubbed the bill in hand,
Moustache hairs all over the place.
But someone had to take a stand,
Cuz the money of Uncle Sam
Is losing value all the time,
And too soon won't be worth a damn.
'Tis Uncle Sam guilty of crime!

So Stinc did what Stinc had to do,
Cuz of the U.S. stinkaroo.