Sense Sonnet - Tickler

Honey Badger

This here honey badger don't care
About the human You Tube craze.
It's weird what humans like to share.
But then, humans have goofy ways.
They sure don't like to share honey.
Beekeepers are a selfish bunch,
Motivated by the money
Makes them hive hoarders - 'tis my hunch.
'Bout that ad for pistachios,
Where I am opening the can
Using a cobra - real hardnose.
We can't take you serious, man.

Mind my biz, digging in the ground.
Kooky humans are all around.