Sense Sonnet - Steamer

Shoppin' Michelle

Michelle Obama, White House queen
Put on her baseball cap and shades,
And limoed to the Target scene,
To pick up some White House hold aids.
She was photoed at the checkout,
Paying for stuff with a link card.
She must have felt some shame no doubt,
But what to do when times are hard?
Now there are those who will poke fun,
Like conservs on talk radio.
The First Lady's not the first one
To scam the system - doncha know?

Mrs. Obama has the sense
To buy at taxpayer expense.