Sense Sonnet - Tickler

For Fat Fit

White Castle burgers - I'm a fan,
Loyal for over fifty years.
They helped make me a bigger man.
But a big problem now appears.
My bod will not fit in their booth.
They're in no rush to stretch out space.
I'm mortified to tell the truth,
And making a federal case.
'Tis their seat discrimination
Of my size disability
That makes me do what I have done -
Sue'em to accommodate me.

White Castle remains in my life.
To get burgers, I send my wife.