Sense Sonnet - Acher

Body Man

Famous Arnold Schwarzenegger
Fathered me in a one night stand.
He's a busy sperminator,
Ever sowing his fatherland.
I've got siblings I'll never know,
Bastards without the Arnold's name,
Connected only by the show
Called news due to the Arnold's fame.
Unlike some, I don't get the cash
For being what and who I am.
I doubt I'll be any news flash,
And I don't really give a damn.

Though I do feel sorry a bit
For Arnold's children who are legit.