Sense Sonnet - Pumper

Pub licize

To be a royal wedding guest,
The odds were better if one came
From Bucklebury, and was blessed
With calling Kate by her first name.
John Haley runs the local pub,
The Bucklebury Old Boot Inn,
One chosen for the ticket stub
That even Oprah could not win.
On Oprah's royal wedding show,
The audience could see and hear
The place where Kate and Wills would go
To stop in for a proper beer.

The odds are sure that this pub 'tis
Gonna get a windfall of biz.